do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
porn star boner night. come get it.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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