i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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