I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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