It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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