Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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