Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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