Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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