Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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