It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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