Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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