i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
