Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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