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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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