just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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