i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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