you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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