No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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