so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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