That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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