Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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