Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
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apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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