No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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