If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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