Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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