maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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