Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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