google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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