You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.