yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?