She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
cat food counts as protein by the way
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.