So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
