Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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