I want to have your abortion
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Randomize
