what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
