He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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