For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
whose parrot is this?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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