She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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