They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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