woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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