i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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