check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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