Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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