yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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