I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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