Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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