all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I need mimosas to revive my soul
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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