dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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