I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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