I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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