I don't think brook has ever known best
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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