Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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