he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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