dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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