I'm jealous of your bromance
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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