If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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