quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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