Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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