I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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