Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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