I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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