Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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